Staines Town
Description
Staines Town FC are a Non-League football team located in Staines, Surrey, England. They are currently competing in the Isthmian League Premier Division. They are usually known as 'The Swans' or 'The Wheatsheafers'. However, in modern times the moniker 'The Massive' has become popular after Ali G's famous 'Staines Massive' in his comedy show. Staines are also called 'The Linos' due to the town's main industry being linoleum.
Staines Town's rivals include Egham Town and Hampton & Richmond Borough, the latter of which they play twice a season in the Thames Side Derby due to currently being in the same division.